Teacher, barista, traveler and student of science, mathematics, business and law. Desperately looking for distractions.

 

shep689:

soundlyawake:

letsbeseriousokay:

thesearchforsirens:

So much anxiety

Lol my eyes freaked out.

WHAT THE SWEET SOLITARY FUCK

This is how people drive in Europe.

shep689:

soundlyawake:

letsbeseriousokay:

thesearchforsirens:

So much anxiety

Lol my eyes freaked out.

WHAT THE SWEET SOLITARY FUCK

This is how people drive in Europe.

(Source: yodiscrepo)

My Average Weekend As A First Year Teacher

deemarie85:

deuxportmanteau:

Friday Afternoon

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Friday Night 

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Saturday Morning - Sunday Afternoon 

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Sunday Night 

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So true ! Haha my life this year..

forever-dirty-minded:

Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

vvhitechicks:

majere636:

vvhitechicks:

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

actual scientific proof

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(Source: stimulations)

skies-ofskaia:

trydain:

camwyn:

lostinhistory:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland


Rise of the Crustaceans.

Category 0.5 kaiju.

CRAB BATTLE

Category 0.5 Kaiju

skies-ofskaia:

trydain:

camwyn:

lostinhistory:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland

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Rise of the Crustaceans.

Category 0.5 kaiju.

CRAB BATTLE

Category 0.5 Kaiju

(Source: media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com)