Teacher, barista, traveler and student of science, mathematics, business and law. Desperately looking for distractions.
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
Guys guys holy shit one day when we are all old and start to die on the news there’s going to be ‘last remaining person alive from the 1900’s has died’ BECAUSE ONE OF US IS GOING TO BE THE LAST PERSON ALIVE FROM WHEN THE YEARS BEGAN WITH A ‘1’ AND ITS PROBABLY GONNA BE A BIG THING THIS FEELS WEIRD
obviously youre lookin for a competition and im winning
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
date someone who loves their family. date someone who loves food. date someone who is a closet nerd and a massive dork. date someone that’s not afraid of monsters and would protect you. date someone who likes classic rock and cars. date someone that loves you just as much as they love pie.
date dean winchester. that is all.