Teacher, barista, traveler and student of science, mathematics, business and law. Desperately looking for distractions.

 

forever-dirty-minded:

Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

vvhitechicks:

majere636:

vvhitechicks:

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

actual scientific proof

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(Source: stimulations)

skies-ofskaia:

trydain:

camwyn:

lostinhistory:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland


Rise of the Crustaceans.

Category 0.5 kaiju.

CRAB BATTLE

Category 0.5 Kaiju

skies-ofskaia:

trydain:

camwyn:

lostinhistory:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland

image

Rise of the Crustaceans.

Category 0.5 kaiju.

CRAB BATTLE

Category 0.5 Kaiju

(Source: media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com)

baby-make-it-hurt:

Submission:I need this statue in my front yard… 
it would serve as a testament to my love of 
tasting the ladies,
and that their pleasure is more important
to me than my own. 

-Oh my god!

baby-make-it-hurt:

Submission:

I need this statue in my front yard… 

it would serve as a testament to my love of 

tasting the ladies,

and that their pleasure is more important

to me than my own. 

-Oh my god!

slaytanica:

acomas:

gillyandersons:

No more excuses. No more silence. No more violence. No more.

this seriously needs more notes i cant even

Yes it does.. A LOT MORE. 

(Source: gillyandersons)