Teacher, barista, traveler and student of science, mathematics, business and law. Desperately looking for distractions.

 

18mr:

“When thinking of iconic romance, ask yourself if any imagery (paintings, photographs, film-stills) comes to mind that is not showing heterosexual couples? Probably not,” says photographer Braden Summers of his photo series of everyday gay and lesbian couples from around the globe.

[x]

princesshorseface:

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

youflabbergastedme:

epic—blog:

theofficialariel:

Look at what they thought women would be wearing nowadays. 
I love this. 

I love how they predicted we’d all turn into Xena Warrior Princess.


Guys, gladiator sandals, high waisted skirts and bikini tops are in now….

^^^

princesshorseface:

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

youflabbergastedme:

epic—blog:

theofficialariel:

Look at what they thought women would be wearing nowadays. 

I love this. 

I love how they predicted we’d all turn into Xena Warrior Princess.

Guys, gladiator sandals, high waisted skirts and bikini tops are in now….

^^^

(Source: atomic-flash)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

[via]

Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

homophobic:

sonically-gallifreyan:

im-an-assbutt:

Guys guys holy shit one day when we are all old and start to die on the news there’s going to be ‘last remaining person alive from the 1900’s has died’ BECAUSE ONE OF US IS GOING TO BE THE LAST PERSON ALIVE FROM WHEN THE YEARS BEGAN WITH A ‘1’ AND ITS PROBABLY GONNA BE A BIG THING THIS FEELS WEIRD

Ohmygod

obviously youre lookin for a competition and im winning

juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

protectdean:

date someone who loves their family. date someone who loves food. date someone who is a closet nerd and a massive dork. date someone that’s not afraid of monsters and would protect you. date someone who likes classic rock and cars. date someone that loves you just as much as they love pie.

date dean winchester. that is all.

7 Words that Came About from People Getting Them Wrong

nevver:

  1. PEA
    Originally the word was “pease,” and it was singular.The sound on the end was reanalyzed as a plural ‘s’ marker.
  2. CHERRY
    The same thing happened to “cherise” or “cheris,” which came from Old French “cherise” and was reanalyzed as a plural. So the singular “cherry” was born.
  3. APRON
    Originally “napron” often enough as “an apron” that by the 1600s the “n” was dropped.
  4. UMPIRE
    Umpire lost its ‘n’ from the same sort of confusion. Orinally nompere, the n-less form won out.
  5. NEWT
    A newt was originally an “ewt” - with “an” thus it became the “newt.”
  6. NICKNAME
    The ‘n’ also traveled over from the “an” to stick to “nickname,” which was originally “ekename,” meaning “added name.”
  7. ALLIGATOR
    Alligator came to English from the Spanish explorers who first encountered “el lagarto” (lizard) in the New World.

sirlegendarius:

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

I’m freakin out

the-internet-is-my-bitch:

danica-joshifer:

sawsan-ff:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

my heart is not okay.. I’m about to cry

I cried already.

SO FUCKING CuTE FJDSKLFJDS